sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.
BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE
I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!
OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.
(drums)
EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING
I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…
it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!
OOOOHH
SANDWICHES
No matter how often I think I can’t stand it anymore, I always do. There is no alternative. I don’t fall, I don’t foam at the mouth, faint, collapse or die. It’s the same for all of us. You can’t get out of the inside of your own head. Something keeps you going. Something always does.
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| — | Janice Galloway, The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (via jaimelannister) |
