I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.
BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE
I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!
OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.
EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING
I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…
it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
|—||Janice Galloway, The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (via jaimelannister)|
Why doesn’t Ugly Betty get more credit on the internet?
- Betty, Hilda, and Wilhemina are all WOC who get shit done
- You’ve got Alexis, a transwoman character who also gets shit done
- Marc and Justin have the gay stuff covered (and Justin’s coming out storyline was basically the…
you had one job marty